I got a free sample of Speed Stick Gear and noticed it says it has “48 Hour Protection.” You put deodorant on in the morning, not once every two days. Who isn’t showering or sleeping for 48 hours? Is their target demographic meth-head truck drivers, like this guy?
"What’s the deal with 48 hour deodorant? Who are these people?"
It should come with 9.6 bottles of 5-hour Energy, No-Doz, and a pack of cigarettes. The people buying this probably also buy the Old Spice that’s a soap, shampoo, and toothpaste all in one.
Well, it was free so I guess I’ll use it. Just have to stay up for the next 48 hours.