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This “Forever Lazy” is an actual thing that you can buy.

You may ask “Who is this for?” Well, I have the answer:

This is for people who thought The Snuggie was too limiting.

This is for people who don’t want to be burdened by pants when going to the bathroom.

This is for people who feel no sense of shame.

This is for people who want to be the talk of the Big Lots.
This is for people who want to dress like a toddler, but not fully commit to the footies.

This is for EVERYONE! Let’s get one! (You get one, and I’ll tell you I got one. Then we’ll agree to meet somewhere wearing them, and you’ll be out in public wearing it and I’ll laugh at you.)

Everyone hates people who wear Forever Lazies. For instance, Rick Perry has re-energized his campaign with his anti-Forever Lazy stance:

“You know there’s something wrong in this country when bums can openly wear Forever Lazies in public while punching someone wearing a Forever Lazy is still considered assault.” - Rick Perry