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danhanlon posted this
Smart Phones Now Available In Window Form
If your Samsung WiFi Refrigerator is on the fritz and you still have a ton of money to waste, you can now purchase a Samsung Smart Window. The Smart Window is like a TV and a computer all in one, all in the convenient access point of your window. This technology solves many of life’s biggest problems. For instance, say you want to check your Twitter feed but don’t have a phone, TV, computer, or WiFi Refrigerator nearby, with the Samsung Smart Window you can just go right to your window to read what thrilling information Ashton Kutcher is tweeting about.
Worried you neighbors will see all the questionable content you view on your Smart Window? Don’t be. From the outside, the Smart Window appears to be a mirror. So unfortunately everyone will know you have a thousand dollar piece of equipment in your window, so you may want to purchase some Samsung security equipment as well.
With superior innovation like this, you’re probably asking what’s next? A Smart Shower, perhaps? A device that would allow you to watch Kathie Lee and Hoda get drunk during the fourth hour of The Today Show, all while you take your morning shower. As great as that sounds, I’m afraid that is at least a few years away.


