Why Burger King, why? Why Jay Leno? Why salads? Leno just admitted to not having eaten a vegetable since 1969. Plus, who orders a salad at a Burger King? That’s like going to a liquor store to buy a bottle of water.
Also, are we supposed to think that the African-American guy is Kevin Eubanks? Because it definitely isn’t, but they gave him the same mustasche and sidekick position. Wait, is assuming they want us to think one African-American gentleman is another African-American gentleman racist of them or me? I don’t know, I guess I’ll think about it while I eat a Big Mac.