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Since the Internet doesn’t have a laugh track like popular television sitcoms, it’s hard to tell if something is supposed to be funny. Well, now that problem is solved with The Kevin Eubanks Laugh Activation Indicator. With the Kevin Eubanks Laugh Activation Indicator you’ll never have to worry if you should be laughing at something again, Kevin Eubanks’ image will just pop up on your screen and tell you exactly how funny something is. Through a patented 2 Stage Laugh Activation Process, The Laugh Indicator will determine when something is “Funny,” or “Super Funny,” and tell you exactly how much to laugh so you can fully enjoy the hilariousness that is the website you happen to be reading.
UPDATE: Now officially endorsed by Kevin Eubanks through a re-tweet on Twitter.
NASA Releases First Color Image From Mars’ Surface
Oh, so that’s what happened to that Johnny Fairplay guy.
8 Photos of Man Vs Food’s Adam Richman with Women
How has Buzzfeed.com not picked up on this? Anyway, it looks like ladies just love a guy who can consume 10 pounds of food in less than an hour.
Mad Men’s Drinks Replaced With Fanta
In the new James Bond movie, they have Bond switch from martinis to Heineken because Heineken funded the movie. Also, in reruns of How I Met Your Mother, they digitally insert ads for new movies in the background. Even worse than both of those, in recent Mad Men reruns, all the characters have switched from alcohol to Fanta, and Fanta is featured heavily in every scene.
Some of the changes:
Roger’s new drink order: “Fanta, easy on the ice.”
Don’s new drink order: “Big and orange.”
Peggy thinks “Would she think I’m racist if I brought out some Grape Fantas? Guess I better stick with orange.”
“It’s caffeine free, so I’m gonna go sleep in my office now.”
Megan: “Is this thing on? Oh, it’s a bottle of Fanta? Okay, I’ll sing anyway!”
“Don’t go, I got it, I got it..uhhh, Fanta Orange Soda: the cure for the common orange soda. What? This is the Life Cereal meeting? Okay, okay, I got it, Life Cereal: the cure for the common breakfast cereal…Roger, I’m done!!!”
Ever notice they never cut away from Joan walking out of a room? So did Fanta. Kind of offensive ad placement if you ask me.
Now Joan’s like “Uhh, boys…eyes down here on my giant Fanta logo.”
Come on, Don swimming in Fanta? That just seems like product placement overload.
Way outta line! I didn’t pay a $100 cable bill for a 40 minute long Fanta ad.
Hardee’s: Reality Vs Commercial
In reality, supermodels like Kate Upton don’t eat Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr while lying down, big fat guys do.
Reality:
Commercial:
I wasted five minutes of my life making this, not to mention the hundreds of minutes wasted from the unwanted viewing of this movie’s commercial. So hang this on your door this Halloween or something.
Type of Domestic Beer or Type Of Motor Oil?
- Select
- Platinum
- Synthetic
- Heavy
- Next
- Ultra
- Select 55
- High Life
- Gold
- Premium
- Max Life
- MGD 64
- SAE 30
- Ice
- High Gravity
Beer: 7, 8, 12, 14, 15
Motor Oil: 3, 5, 11, 13,
Both: 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 10
Christian Slater IMDB Credits That Could Represent The Course Of His Career If Read In This Order
Breaking In
The Contender
Rites Of Passage
Bed Of Roses
Guns, Girls, & Gambling
My Own Worst Enemy
Alone In The Dark
Very Bad Things
The Forgotten
Guest on Lopez Tonight
RIP Biggie
I heard that it’s been 15 years since Biggie left us. It seems like just yesterday I was telling that cashier to “Biggie Size It.”
NEVER FORGET.
MacStallone
Apparently Norm Macdonald is performing a concert with a performer you may have heard of. The performer? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Also, Frank Stallone has never heard of punctuation marks.
They should make the White House fountain a Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall because, after all, THIS IS AMERICA.
Looks like Billy Bob Thornton uses Just For Men, but definitely not the Touch Of Gray kind.
HBO is coming out with a movie about Sarah Palin starring Julianne Moore. It turns out the name they wanted to use is already the title of an FX show:
On the left is the man who played Martin Kernston, the President of The Chamber of Commerce who cuts his own hair on Parks and Recreation, and on the right is a man featured in Gotcha! Magazine because he was arrested for DUI in Richmond, VA. ARE THEY THE SAME MAN?!
This has been another edition of Are They The Same Man?!
