Posts tagged with seinfeld.
I assume he’s referring to his post-Seinfeld projects. Yeah, BURN!!
(Instead of saying “BURN!” next time, start saying “THE BURN WITH JEFF ROSS!!!” really loud in a Gilbert Gottfried-like voice. Maybe it’ll catch on.)
People said It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was like Seinfeld on crack, so what will they say about the new FX comedy Seinfeld on Crack?
The Future Act of Jerry Seinfeld
I assume that one day scientists will come up with something that lets humans live forever. I also assume that since Jerry Seinfeld is a billionaire he will use this new thing to become an ageless being. Although he’s one of my favorites, it’s no secret that Seinfeld likes telling the same jokes (like the Blackberry one) but in the future everyone who has heard them will be dead. So he will change a few references and be good to go. Here is what the future act of Seinfeld might look like:
“What’s the deal with the iPhone 47.5?”
“Who are these people…they aren’t people, they fly and they’re green!”-Jerry Seinfeld on aliens in 2047
“What’s the deal with clones? Who are these genetically engineered people?”
“Men don’t care whats on the 3D hologram, they only care what ELSE is on the 3D hologram”
“That’s not time travel, this is time travel!” *carries a clock around the stage*
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens everyday in the universe always fits exactly into my Apple iBrain Chip.”
“Sometimes the intergalactic space route less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“My parents didn’t want to move to Pluto but they turned 260, and that’s universal law.”
“Have you ever noticed how at restaurants the bill is sent directly to the screen of your iPad 57.2? I mean, what is this, the movie of the bill?”
“A two year old is kind of like having a flying saucer without the programmed auto pilot robot.”
“Why do they call it a ‘hover car’? It looks like it’s flying to me, why isn’t it a ‘flying car’?”
“Does anybody have any questions about season 176 of The Marriage Ref or Bee Movie 37?”
