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Top 10 Things Demi Moore Said After Experiencing Amnesia:
Demi Moore, who is famous for some reason, recently experienced amnesia after inhaling nitrous oxide. The good thing about amnesia is that it makes all these year old jokes relevant again:
10. What’s amnesia? I can’t remember.
9. The Black Smoke Monster was who?
8. Suuure, The Sox won The Series and an African American is President. Good one!
7. Where’s my husband Bruce? BRUUUCCCCEEE?????
6. So did Locke ever get in The Hatch?
5. You’re telling me I married Bruce Willis, divorced Bruce, married Kelso, and then divorced Kelso?
4. I can’t remember the Republican debates, guess I have to watch them all on Megavideo.
3. Can’t wait to see Charlie Sheen on an all new Two And A Half Men and then flip over to catch The Jay Leno Show’s 10 @ 10 segment.
2. Who the @#$& is Tim Tebow?
1. It’s not so bad, at least I forgot all those Ashton Kutcher movies.
