Like I said previously, they should’ve added Alec Baldwin at the end going “PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee is for closers.”
If coffee was for closers like Baldwin said, there would be no coffee in Twin Peaks until late in the series when they closed the case.
What Would Be The Greatest, Possibly Dumbest, Video On The Internet
If I knew how to edit videos, I would make a video that has all the scenes in Twin Peaks where characters drink coffee and then cut to Alec Baldwin yelling “PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!”
So just play these two videos back to back: